Pulled In Many Directions

Not-so-daily rambings about my life and my thoughts

Monday, December 20, 2004

I've Got It All Figured Out...

I've been thinking of this. If I am supposedly in the midst of my youth, what the hell am I doing being so damn responsible and ignoring my duty to have youthful indiscretions I keep hearing so much about? And then, when I am too old to be youthful, surely, I can blame my screw-ups on some kind of trial period of adulthood? And then, I can blame whatever stupid things I do on my mid-life crisis. And then hormones will start to go wacky, and any other dumb thing I do, I can blame on menopause, and then finally, I can claim early senility.

Ah, it sounds great to have all these excuses laid out for me. Maybe I *will* hit the bars this weekend...