Pulled In Many Directions

Not-so-daily rambings about my life and my thoughts

Sunday, February 19, 2006

Words of Wisdom to Live By

It's probably not a good idea to order wine at a restaurant that will keep refilling your glass. Stick to bottled beer or even better, Sprite. Cause a half glass here and a half glass there, here a glass there a glass and all the time a glass glass (Hmmm..I wonder if Old McDonald ever had a hangover?) will most likely catch up to you by the end of the night, and you'll get to revisit the lovely dinner you just shelled out big bucks for.

Or so I've been told. Anyways.

I hurt.